When I first got home after being away for the holidays, I was excited to see that my copy of Joe Schmoe‘s latest flick, Black Street Cock 4 Rent #2, had arrived in the mail. Porn addict that I am, I quickly popped it into my DVD player, even before taking the time to call friends or unpack đ .
I’m usually not crazy about “solo” videos, and most of the guys featured are too beefy for my tastes. But I purchased this DVD for one reason and one reason only: J-BONE!!!
It’s hard to put my finger on it, but there’s something about this tall, slim, straight-boy wannabe-thug that REALLY turns me on!
His deep, raspy voice is sexy as hell, and I love the way he tries to mask his insecurities about dick size, sexual orientation, etc., with a cocky, macho swagger. It’s especially funny the way he repeatedly reminds the cameraman and his viewers that his performance is “just for the women.”
His dick isn’t very big, and although it surprised me a little bit at first, I still think it looks nice and tasty. Plus, he’s clearly self-conscious and awkward about it throughout the scene, which I actually found sort of cute and endearing.
J-Bone’s solo scene is one of the hottest I’ve seen in awhile.
His smooth, slender body is just the type I prefer, and I love the way his large, shiny-white teeth stand out against his beautiful dark skin. His dick looks a lot better than he seems to think, and his charcoal-black balls had me wishing I could reach through the screen for a quick grab-and-taste.
And say what you will about the size of his dick, the boy still manages to pump out an impressive, creamy-white load that will have all the cum-lovers out there drooling for a mouthful.
For me, the hottest thing about J-Bone’s scene is his obvious nervousness about doing something like this in front of a gay cameraman, and his refusal to do anything “gay.”
My favorite moment in J-Bone’s scene is when the cameraman asks J-Bone to turn around and show his ass, and J-Bone has this priceless expression, sort of like, “you want me to do WHAT?!?” I actually laughed out loud and had to rewind several times to watch it again. It’s one of those classic amateur moments that just can’t be faked!
There’s another hilarious moment when Joe (?) crawls onto the bed with J-Bone and tries to cop a feel, and J-Bone practically leaps off the bed to keep the man away.
I hope Joe won’t give up easily, because I’m dying to see J-Bone in a scene with another guy, even if it’s only getting a handjob or blowjob at first. What I’d REALLY love to see, however, is J-Bone paired up with one of Joe’s bisexual “redneck” buddies….now THAT would be something to see!
If Joe can’t talk him into it, I hope he’ll send J-Bone my way….with some time and money, I think I could turn him out đ !
My only critique of the video is that there weren’t enough ass-shots for a butt-lover like me, and it seemed rather heavily edited at times. Personally, I’d rather hear and see just about EVERYTHING that goes on, even though it might be considered “blooper material” by some.
You can check out Joe Schmoe’s videos here.
